no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore
mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
me: that information is confidential
you know that quiet girl in class?
yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr
me: hey im going to sleep goodnight!
me: *stays up for the next 8 hours*
did you click on my blog expecting “jokes”?? Fool. I am the joke
most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later